To the world of Grandmothers, Incorporated.  Let us introduce ourselves.  

I'm Beatrice Bell.  For those of you who might be interested, I'm a widow.  In my day, I was somethin' else.  I may have a little gray on the top, but baby I'm still one good-looking woman.  I was even a cheerleader for the Crispus Attucks Tigers basketball team.  Perhaps you've heard of them?  Believe it or not, I can still get in my uniform and I can almost fasten it.   You know I was...

Give it a rest Bea.  Praise the Lord!  I'm Hattie Collier and I've known Bea most of our lives.  We were friends at Crispus Attucks high school and remain friends today--in spite of her consceited self.  I'm also a widow, but even though my husband has been dead for nearly a decade, I still honor his memory.  I'm a Christian woman who tries to stay on the straight and narrow in spite of my association with Bea and Connie, both of whom have one foot in hell. Still, I'm determined to keep them on the path of righteousness, if it kills them.  

Don't be such a prude, Hattie.  These folks don't want to hear that crap!  Hi, I'm Connie Palmer, owner of Palmer Realty.  I like fine wine, fine men and I'm not ashamed to admit it.  These two girlfriends of mine have been yakking away and forgot to mention the most important thing. We're crimefighters.  Oh yeah, we may be in our sixties, but we don't let that stop us.  After all, grandmas ain't what they used to be.  So the three of us would like to invite you to browse our website, see what we're up to and follow our latest adventures. 

We may only be figments in the imaginations of our creators, L. Barnett Evans and C.V. Rhodes, but we're three red hot grandmas ready for action  We're Grandmothers, Incorporated!